Trolls vs Trolls

(Very proud of how good everyone came out in this one!! <3)

I'll admit that the character designs look a lot cuter in 2D, and that the main girl is the least terrifying among them, but the designs for the new TROLLS movie (came out recently?) TERRIFY me!! XD I don't know what it is! Then again, the ORIGINAL trolls dolls are ALSO TERRIFYING, but for somewhat different reasons... O_O0

And then I realized "Wait WAIT WAIT HOMESTUCK HAS TROLLS AND THEY LOOK NOOOOOTHING LIKE THIS!!!" XD

So I'd imagine that Karkat would be TERRIFIED of these other "trolls"!! XD Their skin's not grey, they have HUGE FREAKING HAIR AND HEADS, their apparent blood colors aren't even ON the hemospectrum half the time, like how have they avoided being kulled??!?!?! They're not even TRYING to hide it!! And the GLITTER, WHY IS THERE GLITTER EVERYWHERE, OH MY FREAKING GOG!?!?!!?!??! IT'S LIKE A DISCO BALL MADE OUT WITH HUMAN PAST LADY GAGA AND SPILLED THE PAIL ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR AND THE WALLS AND THE CEILING!!! HOW HAS THIS GOTTEN PAST HUMAN EARTH CENSORS?!?!?!??!!?  (X'D)

Good thing Dave's there to provide support and protection And his love of coffee shop au's? such an obscure reference that it's pretty much completely random. XD Or just the type of homestuck fanfics you know you wrote. Yes we know about them. With Eridan and Jane? The bumbling baristas? We know about that. You thought you hid the file? We have a hard copy.

Homestuck and all its characters belongs to Andrew Hussie
"Trolls" belongs to Dreamworks